champagne for your brain.: Archive

Oh England, Has it really come down to this ?

Judge to child: Do you want to live with ur mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: oh No,No
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: England Team
Judge: WHY???
Child: They could never beat anyone!